The Life and Times

Why the hell would Kris Patrick do this blog, you ask?

Basically to show you that I still know how to spell. To get stuff of of my chest, to tell you that you are awesome, to tell you that you suck, they suck, to talk about how awful the Seahawks are this year, to tell you how awesome Rudi Fernandez is, ok, how awesome ALL the Blazers are, to make fun of your crazy looking face right to it without shame because it is funny. Maybe I will tell you how much your favorite movie sucks because the only movie that is awesome is the one I am going to make with your sister tonight. I am going to tell you about how awesome the Apple Cup was from the front row even though it was the battle for the WORST team in NCAA Football. I forgot that I need to tell you that the Mariners sucked this year even though you already knew that.

We are going to talk about: music, basketball, bars, drinks at bars, girls that are drunk at bars and puke all over, playing Wii bowling at bars, girls some more, music some more, telling crazy racist/bad sex/good sex/fat sex/lesbian sex/porn/mom/dad/brother/sister jokes to your friends because they are funny, talking shit to my manager all day just to get him pissed at me because that is REALLY funny, Dowtown Portland, driving in the snow, playstation 3 and all its glory, movies, golf, hip-hop concerts, punk rock concerts, jazz concerts, funk/soul concerts, getting high at those concerts, getting drunk at those concerts, driving to Seattle, being in the woods, skiing, snowboarding, sledding, hiking, biking, dancing, singing, fucking, swimming, watersports on the Columbia River, politics, religon, partying for no reason, stock markets, tennis, soccer, MMA and Foreign Relations and then maybe I will shut up.

Or not.

Pretty much this is the spot where I tell you what you need to know about whatever is awesome, or what you need to know because I am brutally honest like that.

Let's have some fun.